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Trolling Everyone Who Doesn't Read Arabic
Meanwhile, on the Berlin Metro, this person is trolling everyone with their bag, and they probably got you too. The bag reads, "This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
For our readers who speak Arabic, you must be thinking, "Where can I get this bag right now. Take my money."
Batman Vs. Darth Vader... Who Will Win?
The force is strong in this photo, and we think that Darth Vader would win this battle. So who are you rooting for? What would be your reaction if they mix DC's Batman with the Star Wars universe?
Why does it seem like they are about to kiss each other? Some may say this would be more entertaining than Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.
Casually Going To The Satanist Convention Downtown
Here is one of the reasons why we won't ride public transportation. Maybe he is going to Satan-Con, or this is what he looks like before he has his first cup of coffee in the morning.
Do you watch horror movies and take the subway late at night? If yes, then seeing someone wearing this costume will give anyone a mini heart attack.
Cat Smuggler
This look on the lady's face is saying, "Wanna buy a kitty?" This is a photo taken on a Moscow subway, where pets are strictly forbidden.
Cat parents would completely understand the reason why this woman is hiding her fur baby. She is extra careful, and we think it is cute. Yeah, the kitten seems a little scared, but it is very close to mommy.
Pit Bag
As the New York subway system prohibits canines unless they are in a carrier or bag, this guy trained his pit bull to calmly sit in a small bag.
The dog is looking at the camera with a face that says, “What you lookin' at, punk?" You have to admit that this is one way to discourage pickpocketing, right?
Hey Lady, Cut It Out!
We feel for this woman as she had to work late. She was too tired to go home and prepare dinner for herself. With very little time to spare, she started preparing dinner on the subway.
It's impressive how she is chopping onions without any worry in the world. She is not wasting time. You can call her a smart woman or someone who doesn't know that onions are smelly and make people cry.
Lettuce Talk About This Fashion Choice
Maybe she's a chef at a midtown eatery? That would make sense because she had to improvise after realizing that she ran out of hairnets. She was smart enough to exploit the law and covered her head with a makeshift lettuce hairnet.
So lettuce ignore the fact that this is not a proper hat or a hairnet. She looks great in it. Let's just leaf her alone and go to the next picture.
Run and Don't Look Back!
If this guy in the middle didn't get off on the next stop, we're pretty sure he went missing. We are worried about why plague doctors are on the train.
Imagine someone wearing this costume during COVID-19 times. Doctors wore these costumes during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic occurring in Afro-Eurasia from 1346 to 1353 that wiped out millions of people.
Carnivorous Pikachu
When you gotta catch them all, this is what happens. Maybe Pikachu finally had enough of Ash and ate him.
We love how there's a hand sticking out of Pikachu's mouth. Pokemon are part of many people's childhoods, but this one is terrifying, like something straight out of Attack on Titan.
Barak Obama After He Lost His Secret Service Privileges
This man must be the older Obama brother that no one ever talks about because the resemblance is uncanny.
He looks like we all feel right now in 2021. Maybe the NYC subway has a special door that is used for time travel. Who knows, it could be the truth for once because stranger things have happened in New York.
Just A Girl And Her Beloved Pet Raven
This girl must be on her way to an Edgar Allen Poe convention because why else would she have a raven. The green bag is a bit strange for this ensemble, but she looks fantastic.
Game of Thrones fans must be wondering, "Is it a 3-Eyed Raven?" By the way, the Ravens are super smart and can be trained quite well, but you probably haven't seen them as pets.
Table for One Classy Gentleman
Eating on the subway is not uncommon, but he wanted to take it to the next level. Therefore, he brought a folding table to the subway and ate a proper meal.
Given that it seems he is always prepared, was he a boy scout by any chance?
The Newspaper Headline Is Spot On!
This is just another average day in the NYC subway. After all, where else can you find a guy hanging upside down and everyone else minding their own business, completely ignoring him like they just don't care.
Our favorite part is the headline that says, "Subway maniac incidents soar." You cannot make these things up.
A Legend Even Before COVID-19
This person was practicing social distancing even before COVID-19. It is amazing how ingenious people can be when they look for a solution to a problem. It is an invention we all needed during the pandemic.
How many of you want a personal bubble like this one? She said, "No one can enter my bubble of space now!"
Someone Please Save Her A Slice!
When you're on your way home from the club with food, it's as valuable as gold. If you don't believe us, ask this unlucky woman who thought she'd enjoy pizza at home but fell asleep and let the box slip off her lap.
As true pizza lovers, this photo is heartbreaking. There is so much pain in this photo. We hope she was able to salvage a clean slice.
The Smartest Woman In The World
It seems like this woman firmly believes in "making your own opportunities." She knew that the subway would be packed during rush hour, and even holding onto a bar wouldn't be possible. Therefore, she came up with a hack by using a plunger.
While you probably don't know many people carrying around a plunger, she must have had a toilet emergency waiting for her at home, which is why she had to buy one.
Criss Cross Applesauce Level: Expert
Even looking at this photo hurts our legs. Raise your hands or legs if you think you can do the same.
We're not judging, but maybe she had to go to the bathroom and was holding it. Or maybe she is a ballerina. We may never know.
Alcohol: Connecting People In Any Situation
When a full bottle of wine rolled out from under a subway seat, these two complete strangers popped it open and started enjoying it. We're pretty sure the guy on the right in the photo is tweeting about it.
It is nice that people still know how to share, but why on earth was someone carrying a corkscrew? Did he know something like that would happen?
Halloween Costume Contest Winner For Sure
This is, without any doubt, one of the best Halloween costumes ever. How often you get to see this on the subway!
Most importantly, they seem like the coolest parents ever. We think they should win a parenting award as well.
Step 1: Read The Book At Home
It seems like he is intentionally reading this book on the subway. However, it still looks weird seeing it, and the woman sitting beside him isn't interested at all.
For those wondering, the book is real and you can buy it on Amazon. However, most people don't want to talk to strangers on the subway.
At Least The Subway Was Safe That Day
Seeing Power Rangers on the subway might make you feel safe. We also love their coordination, as these guys must be coming from Comic-Con.
If you're wondering where the Black Power Ranger is, he must've been the one taking this photo.
We Don't Want Another Plague
Most New Yorkers can tell you that they have seen some giant disgusting rats in the city. But here are human-sized ones that have become more advanced. Now they take the subway to eat trash from different parts of the city.
Our question is why they seem so relaxed. Are they going out for some wine and cheese?
Animals Are Not Allowed On The Subway
Is it a Zebrataur or a Cenbra?! The world may never know. Honestly, we want to watch him get through the gates. Is that too much to ask?
Whatever cross-species it is, if you are part human, the urge to touch the ceiling remains.
He Got The Hang of Commuting
Why travel on the subway in discomfort when you can enjoy a nap on a really comfy hammock. After learning from his previous bad experiences on the subway, he decided it was time to stop fighting other commuters for a seat.
What we love about this guy is that he's not taking a seat, keeping to himself, and looks comfy – everyone wins.
Hopefully There Isn't A Poacher Around
Is this photo taken from the reality television series Botched? It seems like a case of plastic surgery gone wrong.
We think it's the dreaded Spotted Rhino. Everyone, run for your life or take a photo of the rhino before running.
Must. Avoid. Eye. Contact
This happened n a Chicago subway, and we feel sorry for the lady. Her expression tells us everything we need to know about this situation.
This man must have felt a breeze on her bottom and decided not to pull up his pants because he could care less for the people who have to face it.
We Hope The Cat Doesn't Scratch
We cannot stop looking at her... cat. This is something that can shock most viewers for obvious reasons.
First of all, how did she put the cat there so easily? Cats don't like being put into places they don't want to be. Secondly, how is the cat sitting so calmly?
The Perfect Monday Morning Hack
We love the look on the lady's face next to him. She is like, "Dang, why didn't I think of that?!"
If you are thinking, how does the hat stay put if he falls asleep? The answer is that the hat is a part of him.
Did She Spit In The Bag?
We can understand that she was trying to save time and didn't brush her teeth before heading to work. But did she spit in the bag or swallow it?
Maybe she was doing a dry brush, but that doesn't really help with bad breath.
We See Nothing Weird Here
For anyone who doesn't know what this person is wearing, it's a ghillie suit - an outfit made to help you blend in with natural surroundings. It is an effective camouflage for those who don't want to be seen.
But is the subway the right place to be wearing it? At least no one can see the person inside, and the lady doesn't seem bothered at all.
Aye, Aye Captain
Well, well, well...this is not something you see every day. This time-traveling Frenchman must be going to conquer some country.
Please tell us he is Napoleon or we will be really disappointed. At least the lady sitting beside him isn't too shocked or amused by seeing him.
Is That The Tooth Fairy?
What would be your reaction to seeing an angel or fairy on the train? It seems like she is the Tooth Fairy waiting for you to sleep because you stayed awake all night. She wants to take your tooth.
However, we would love to ask this woman about her life story. We can bet this retired angel has so many stories to tell.
Going To Buy Some Drinks?
He is putting all those teens wasting money on fake IDs to shame. As teens try everything to buy alcohol, this boy is showing them how it's done.
We also realize that nobody would try to kidnap a grown man with a mustache. That's smart thinking, you adorable man!
The Best Way To Avoid Traffic Jams
So someone brought this enclosed mobility scooter on the subway. They are for the disabled, and yes, they are often designed specifically for use with mass transit, as the disabled are often given few accommodations for riding.
This is a smart play here because this man doesn't have to worry about people brushing against him. Also, he can listen to loud music without any complaints from other commuters.
"Please Join, There is Room For More"
Nothing says fine dining like eating in a subway car. We can't tell if the other passengers are pissed off or jealous.
This photo was taken on the Moscow metro; it is a whole movement of people who invite strangers to join them while eating on the subway.
When It's Bring Your Hamster To Work Day
Honestly, this guy almost fooled us. This is not a real hamster. It is a scrubbing brush with a Halloween hat. So relax; there is no animal cruelty here.
This guy is Tawashi Ojisan (scrubbing brush man) or Corn man as he sometimes drags a cob of corn on a leash. He can be found on the metro in Tokyo.
Don't Mock Spock
This is something that makes the Moscow subway so fascinating. If he is not a Leonard Nimoy fan, he should change his hairdresser.
We love this boy's facial expression! He's so excited! Someone raised him the right way.
Hogwarts Express: Muggle Edition
What is going on here? We're so intrigued by simply looking at so many owls. Please say that it is a scene from a new Harry Potter movie.
Seriously though, is there some sort of convention or something going on? Also, is that a snake on the left?
Well, It's In A Bag Officer
As we know, the New York subway system prohibits animals unless they are in a carrier or bag. This woman played it smartly and might even get away with it.
People keep finding loopholes in the law. And if you are wondering, this is yet another use for those sturdy Ikea bags.
"My Time Has Come"
Someone decided to bring a giant panda on the train, and they needed extra help getting it through the doors.
The people pushing the panda get paid for this specifically. There are designated officers just to push as many people into the trains as possible due to extreme rush hours in Japan.
A True Gamer
Why look at other commuters and resist the temptation of playing your favorite game, right? Only true gamers can understand what this guy was going through before he decided to play the game.
He is either on the top of the leaderboard and cannot risk losing the spot or is going to a gaming competition. Hey man, if it makes you happy, then go for it.
Killer Beauty
When there is little time to get ready at home, you have to improvise like this lady. It doesn't matter if there is no availability of necessary makeup tools to make yourself nice when you can use a plastic knife.
Hey, it may look odd using a plastic knife, but what matters the most is that it gets the job done.
He Was Naked Before He Started Knitting
This man is showing everyone that knitting is not just something that older people can do.
Legend has it that he was naked before knitting himself an entire suit and even a matching cap. We have respect for him as he is keeping the knitting spirit alive.
Talk About Niche Cosplay!
See, we knew aliens live among us. Someone spotted a female Silurian riding the subway, and no one seemed surprised at all.
This female Silurian makes it clear that one day an actual space alien will come to earth, ride the subway, and no one will notice.
Did Someone Finally Catch Big Foot?
When you spot a Yeti on the metro, you can be sure that it is because of global warming.
We feel that this is not a costume, and now we have solid proof that no one can deny.